I'm testing out how the blog handles line breaks, which isn't very interesting to all of you readers (by which I mean just Jackson, since I don't think many other folks have stuck around, lo these 7 months). So in addition to some attractive line breaks, I'll also tell a short, mildly embarrassing story.

A few weeks ago, I took a shopping list to work with me. It was written on a sticky-note, and it said:

- Booze
- Withdrawl
- Itchies
- Cake

Because, you see, I needed to go to Safeway during lunch to buy some liquor for some entertainment I was doing that night; I needed to withdraw $20; I needed to buy some Tinactin, which I try not to think about by euphemistically referring to it as "itchies;" and I needed to buy some cake supplies for that night's entertainment.

Of course, during my day at work, the note fell out of my pocket. So someone in the office found a slip of paper, in my handwriting, that seems to very quickly relate a tale of depravity and redemption. I wonder if they'll think it's autobiographical.