Last night, I dreamed that I was shoveling a driveway when I got a fantastic idea for a movie. It was so good, I had to write it down, in cursive, right that second: "Indiana Jones + Star Trek The Next Generation Jr." The idea was to have Indiana Jones on an Enterprise crewed by the children of the cast of TNG.

After writing this down, in my dream, Doctor Crusher suddenly appeared by my side. "That's a terrible idea," she said.