If you like the TV show House, here's a code you can use to get a free episode on iTunes. The only catch is that it can only be downloaded once, so if you want it, you'd better be the first one to use it.

Open iTunes. Click on the store. Click on "redeem." Enter the code M9T9T33R3P9R. If it doesn't work, that means someone else got to it first.

I also have eps of The Tudors and a bunch of ABC shows, but sadly they're on eco-unfriendly DVDs instead of online.

This is all happening because it's Emmy-nominating season, and each issue of Variety comes with a new TV show attached in an attempt to curry favor among the magazine's elite industry-insider readership. Since I do not have access to any particularly insidey people, I'm just distributing the unwanted gifts to whomever wants them.