When I was in high school, there were a group of older boys who had a public access TV show called "What About a Chicken Fajita." As I recall, it was the funniest, most brilliant thing ever conceived, although at the time I felt the same way about Ricki Lake, t-shirts with pockets, and QBASIC.

Disappointingly, there is no record of the show ever having existed anywhere on the Internet, which is why I'm writing this post. LET US NEVER FORGET.