Of course by now you're familiar with the story about the Idaho senator, arrested for soliciting sex in a mens' room. (Hee hee!) But have you seen the arresting officer? Now that's what I call a good cop.

I might've solicited him myself, bathroom or not.

Also in the news, a Sacramento newscast staged a dramatic recreation of the crime. As I said, hee hee. (PS: Get a load of those kicks! It looks like the guy stuck his feet into two dead lobsters. No wonder they only shoot them from the waist up.)