parties are fun

September 29, 2007 1:16 PM

Had a work-party today -- drinks, snacks, music, etc with the whole company. I find these things weird and stressful, probably because I've only been there about 3 months so I don't really know anyone. Who are all these people? What are they talking about? I wonder how they met, and how they got to know each other well enough that they stand around together at these things. What if I went up to them and just started standing there like it was where I belonged?

I guess it's better to be ignored than avoided, but really, being ignored isn't so great either.

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Bravo, Academy

September 22, 2007 9:07 PM

I'm not generally one for writing about work -- but I don't work there anymore, and it wasn't the kind of employer who cares about this kind of thing anyway. So I can tell you: man, I've had a hell of a time trying to teach a workshop at the Academy of Art University College Institution of Educational Learning School.

It started a few months ago, when I was contacted by a lab admin with whom I used to work. She wanted me to teach a web design class, as I had done twice before when I worked there as a lab tech. Okay, sure, I said.

Then I was contacted by some administrative person. First, they asked me if I'd like to teach an entire semester's class in addition to the workshop -- just like that. I was like how you ask someone if they'd like to go grab some coffee. I could have just said yes (I've taken the class in question, and was the students' lab assistant for two semesters) but I'm a little rusty with Maya these days, and besides it's just not a chunk of time that would've been well-spent.

Next, they asked me to come in -- during the workday, so I'd have to take a long lunch -- for a 45-minute interview. The workshop itself is only an hour long. Good lord. I reminded them that this will be the third time I'll be teaching the workshop there, and they relented.

Then about 2 weeks ago, I wrote to them, "The 27th at 7:30pm would be a convenient time for me to come in and teach." They responded, "when would you like to come in?"

Er. Okay. I reiterated the 27th at 7:30, and that seemed to be OK for everyone.

Then yesterday, I got this email: "Hi Matt, I'm afraid that your workshop has been canceled. Just so you know I will not be around next week so please see Brian if you have any issues."

Who the fuck is Brian?

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It's Like a Friends/Mad About You Crossover

September 19, 2007 6:02 PM

These two logos are rather similar.

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In fact, all it would take to make them nearly identical ...

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Web Death

September 17, 2007 12:52 PM

Yesterday we had a lovely hike up the side of a canyon, got all sweaty and brown with dust, and at the end of the day I was feeling really good. Then in the evening I sat around and started to do some internet, and within minutes I felt like shit again.

The source of my recent malaise is becoming unavoidably clear.

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Some Kind of Tranny Bestiality Flick

September 16, 2007 7:51 PM

This is a promotional image for the movie "Game Plan." You can't tell me that's not a picture of a black man with breasts, manhandling a small dog. And I don't even know how to parse the loin cloth.

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Okay. That's it. I've had enough. I'm leaving the Internet.

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It nearly worked, too

September 10, 2007 4:35 PM

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Note the first result when you search for "BOOK" in the help section of MS Word. Is this Microsoft's attempt to distract me? "Our search algorithm is shit, but hey! Look! Dinosaurs for you to color in! RAAAAARGH!"

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New Addition

September 8, 2007 4:07 PM

What a redundant title. Or maybe not, since additions must turn old eventually. Well, anyway, this addition is only about a month old, so I still consider it new:

It's my new miniblog! It's called "Lunch Lines" because every day at lunch (on those days that I have a lunch) I write the title and opening line of a story. Ta da! It's got an RSS feed and everything. Comments are enabled (I hope) so do let me know what you think.

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Dialogues now creaking back to life

September 2, 2007 8:59 PM

After several hours of battle, I seem to have gotten comments working the way that I want them to.

So far, I'm finding Movable Type 4 to be a real pain. Of course you can feel free to tell me why it's supposed to be so much better, now that the comments are working.

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I am powerless to say no to this trailer

September 2, 2007 1:27 PM

Jeff Garlin, Bonnie Hunt, Sarah Silverman, Amy Sedaris.

Via Jeff Pidgeon.

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Make a Mistake

September 1, 2007 11:15 PM

This is the quote that Jung uses to open Symbols of Transformation:


It is a moral duty for the man of science to expose himself to the risk of committing error ...

Those endowed with a mind serious and impersonal enough not to believe that everything they write is the expression of absolute and eternal truth will approve of this theory, which puts the aims of science well above the miserable vanity and paltry amour propre of the scientist.

-- Ferrero, Les Lois psychologiques du symbolisme

It's much easier to say those words than to believe them.

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