I'd like to draw your attention to the helpful message recently left on this post, in which I ask, "There's obviously a reason that we are allowed to talk about, for example, being attracted to Daniel Radcliffe; but we must never reveal the physical extent of our attraction. Why? What's the benefit to keeping that a secret?"

Here is a commenter's response, left by a man who has condemned himself to never being hired by anyone who knows how to use Google:

try one raw piece of meat with butter between it feel jus like da reel thing

Thank you, Internet.