This morning I glanced at my friends' Facebook updates and discovered the following:

• so ready for the weekend...


• First embarrassing brain failure of the working day: 9.49am.


• scribbling @ home.


• pondering the meaning of layogenic.


• still not caught up on sleep.


• trying to decide if he's going to come down with a cold.


• feeling blessed.


• got punched in the face by a stranger on the street this morning!

One of these statuses is significantly better than the others.