All Orkut seems to be good for is getting spam from Brazilians -- or so I thought until this gem arrived today in my "scrapbook," whatever the hell that is:

Motti: Hi, My name is motti from INDIA. Now i am came to southington and staying in Residence inn Southington. My hotel number is 860 621 4440 and my room number is 015. you can call me at any time.

The only information in Motti's profile is that he belongs to "Gay Slaves and Masters" and "Gays Near Tambaram." Oh and also to Hinduism.