I have discovered. Something. AMAZING.

May 27, 2008 3:15 PM

Still sick today. Entertaining myself with leftovers. My latest discovery: before frying French Toast, grease the pan with crisped-up bacon fat. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM HEART ATTACK DELICIOUS.

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How Vague

May 21, 2008 7:02 PM

I'm not really loving Movable Type very much these days.

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I Used to Have Ideals, Back When I Was a Chump

May 17, 2008 5:42 PM

Watched the movie version of Rent a few nights ago. Not good.

But what's funny is that the entire show -- which I haven't even thought about in at least 10 years -- provokes a totally different response from me now than it did in high school. Back then, I thought it was about brave freedom-loving artists, speaking truth to power and defending the integrity of their expression against ruthless commercial greed.

Now I think it's about a bunch of careless, self-absorbed douchebags whose only accomplishment is making everyone around them miserable.

Still, it was nice to see Mohandra from Wonderfalls.

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Search Failure

May 17, 2008 5:41 PM

According to Internets, all of my traffic comes from search engines. Which means, because none of my content is of any possible use to anyone, that my sole contribution to the Internet is disappointment.

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I Would Not Attempt to Dispute This Claim

May 17, 2008 12:42 AM

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Yow!	May 14, 2008 12:57 PM

Via This Isn't Happiness, via Drawn and Quarterly.

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Pitted Olive Finally Says Yes, Part 7

May 13, 2008 2:01 PM

This is an entry from my Lunch Lines project, which coincidentally is also part of my Frigid Bitch project.

It was the last Thursday in June, and they were at last riding the train home from school and into another great big ripening summer.

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I'll tell you what's weird

May 10, 2008 10:45 AM

When someone kind of important at work friendsters you on LinkedIn, and you're like, "OMG, you know who I am? Or did you just send invites to EVERYONE from work? Can I say hi to you in the hall now?"

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