I've been doing more reading than writing lately. Here are some of the things I've read:

Kid accidentally includes his aunt in a Facebook invite for an erotic party. "Gee Shane, I'm not sure, but I'm hoping you did not intend to invite your Aunt to a beer drinking, erotic party. Just for future reference the response will always be a no"

Dan Harmon talks about working on Kung Fu Panda, a movie I liked in kind of a B-minus sort of way. "...the rich guy is writing the story, so the stories are about rich people beating the shit out of everyone who wants the building blown up. Which, Katzenberg assured me, is a story that's been told from the beginning of time."

John Moe on Karl Rove's inscrutable casting of Obama as a fop:

GOP: Hear that, America? He's THAT guy at the country club!
AMERICA: What? I don't belong to a country club! I don't know what you're talking about!

Also, pretty much anything Nick Douglas writes.