So, I was browsing Amazon's selection of practical jokery (as I am given to do), and I noticed something about the Fake Six-Way Moustache:

I see what you did there, Amazon customers.
I think the funniest thing about this -- aside from the inherent comedy of a "Six-Way Moustache" -- is that the gloves have NINE reviews, and not all are positive. I mean, for Pete's sake.
Also, the lime-green hat is reviewed by someone who, Amazon tells us, is named "Y. Kim Hat Maniac." Their only other review is for a hat store, about which they say, "Found so many different variety of hats caps beanies and other headgears. Great gift to any friend, family and neighbors."
Headgears? Neighbors?