Disagreement

July 22, 2008 7:27 PM

Via.

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I Lost Wall-Me to Meth

July 20, 2008 3:21 PM

I found this picture on the front page of pixar.com today:

Wall-E's looking a little ... uh ... like a drug addict? Or demonic?

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How Dare This Be Liked

July 18, 2008 3:35 PM

I'm so angry at you for somehow tricking me into liking this song.

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You Knucklehead

July 17, 2008 10:26 AM

This gambling-treatment poster is supposed to evoke sadness ... but to me, the king just looks exasperated. "Ugh. You bet on black? Again? Christ, what an idiot. I don't know why I bother."

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It's-a-me

July 16, 2008 12:36 PM

So, I was browsing Amazon's selection of practical jokery (as I am given to do), and I noticed something about the Fake Six-Way Moustache:

I see what you did there, Amazon customers.

I think the funniest thing about this -- aside from the inherent comedy of a "Six-Way Moustache" -- is that the gloves have NINE reviews, and not all are positive. I mean, for Pete's sake.

Also, the lime-green hat is reviewed by someone who, Amazon tells us, is named "Y. Kim Hat Maniac." Their only other review is for a hat store, about which they say, "Found so many different variety of hats caps beanies and other headgears. Great gift to any friend, family and neighbors."

Headgears? Neighbors?

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Mortal Enemy

July 14, 2008 1:11 PM

Eating a salad for lunch instead of the bacon hamburgers they had in the cafeteria today. With each bite, my hatred for this salad grows. It is my Moby Dick.

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Went a-Strolling

July 13, 2008 2:07 PM

Me and Glenn explored a bunch of alleyways on Russian Hill this morning. Most were pretty. Stay tuned to the Flickr stream for more.

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After Him!

July 11, 2008 11:53 AM

I saw this ad on a finance website.

At the bottom, instead of "VOTE NOW," I think it should say "THIS MAN! OH NO HE'S GETTING AWAY!"

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A Stern Rebuke

July 9, 2008 1:20 PM

I hope you'll join me in noting this Amazon comment's helpfulness.

ALSO, I THINK THEY CALL THE MONKEY "FUNKY" BECAUSE HE'S NO ORDINARY ZOO ANIMAL SINCE HE'S BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS FOR THE MILITARY.

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Please Welcome to the Stage: Adult Male and Giant Baby

July 2, 2008 8:17 PM

So, I was perusing the book "What's Happening to my Body: A Book for Boys" (like you do) and I noticed the incredibly exciting list of illustrations. I'd say about 90% of these would make awesome band names.

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Boooooo

July 2, 2008 2:29 PM

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