Via.

I found this picture on the front page of pixar.com today:

Wall-E's looking a little ... uh ... like a drug addict? Or demonic?

I'm so angry at you for somehow tricking me into liking this song.

This gambling-treatment poster is supposed to evoke sadness ... but to me, the king just looks exasperated. "Ugh. You bet on black? Again? Christ, what an idiot. I don't know why I bother."

So, I was browsing Amazon's selection of practical jokery (as I am given to do), and I noticed something about the Fake Six-Way Moustache:

I see what you did there, Amazon customers.

I think the funniest thing about this -- aside from the inherent comedy of a "Six-Way Moustache" -- is that the gloves have NINE reviews, and not all are positive. I mean, for Pete's sake.

Also, the lime-green hat is reviewed by someone who, Amazon tells us, is named "Y. Kim Hat Maniac." Their only other review is for a hat store, about which they say, "Found so many different variety of hats caps beanies and other headgears. Great gift to any friend, family and neighbors."

Headgears? Neighbors?

Eating a salad for lunch instead of the bacon hamburgers they had in the cafeteria today. With each bite, my hatred for this salad grows. It is my Moby Dick.

Me and Glenn explored a bunch of alleyways on Russian Hill this morning. Most were pretty. Stay tuned to the Flickr stream for more.

I saw this ad on a finance website.

At the bottom, instead of "VOTE NOW," I think it should say "THIS MAN! OH NO HE'S GETTING AWAY!"

I hope you'll join me in noting this Amazon comment's helpfulness.

ALSO, I THINK THEY CALL THE MONKEY "FUNKY" BECAUSE HE'S NO ORDINARY ZOO ANIMAL SINCE HE'S BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS FOR THE MILITARY.

So, I was perusing the book "What's Happening to my Body: A Book for Boys" (like you do) and I noticed the incredibly exciting list of illustrations. I'd say about 90% of these would make awesome band names.