Last night I dreamed I was moving into a new apartment, and I passed by my old college. It was orientation week and everyone was moving in. And they were all pissed because I wasn't helping them.
"I don't even go here anymore," I said, "but I guess I can help you anyway. Just let me finish moving into my new apartment."
And they were like, "okay, thanks. But be quick about it, because we have a lot of work for you to do."
So I went and hid in a locked room in a basement with no lights.
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