All day long I felt this weird wrinkle around the bottom cuff of the right leg of my jeans, and I was like, "gosh, that cuff feels a little irritating, but whatever." And then finally, just now, at 5:30pm, I was walking down a hallway and the weird wrinkle suddenly suddenly started to feel like it was falling OUT of my pant leg. So I looked down -- the first time all day that I actually performed a visual inspection of this textile anomaly -- and what should I see but a pair of undies peeking out of the leg by my shoe.
I have been walking around all day with an extra pair of underwear swirling around the inside of my right pant leg, like a pigeon that nobody noticed fly onto an airplane before takeoff. And the worst part? I DON'T KNOW WHOSE THEY ARE.
Ha ha ha, just kidding, they're mine. Don't worry. If they were a stranger's, though, wouldn't that be embarrassing!
