Have you heard this song "Find Another Way"? It is the STOOPIDEST thing Pandora has ever served me, and I love it. The lyrics are ridiculous gibberish and were clearly just picked because they rhymed: "if you get the chance, you must dance, dance, dance." WHAT? If you get the chance? What chance? Who doesn't have a chance to dance? Just turn on some freaking music and there you go. Also, you MUST dance? What the hell?

Anyway. Every time this song comes on it delights me.

An article I wrote for SFist got a brief mention on Towleroad today, which is pretty nifty. You'll have to scroll down a bit to find it -- "Prop 8 backers admit they don't really believe their own arguments."

Now I'm getting a noticeable bump in referrals from SFist to Stop8.org, so hooray all around.

I now have my own tag on Queerty! Fab!

Weirdly, they've written about me before, but for some reason that article's only available via Google cache. Why did Queerty erase their post about my photos? Weird.

Here are some of my favorite hits if you google the phrase "now if you'll excuse me."

• Now, if you'll excuse me, I promised one of my envious dwarf friends that I'd show him my newly enchanted Ornate Greaves of Power.
• Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drip some warm milk on someone's car keys.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
• Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to try and find a way to get to Stockholm.
• Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the shop to fiddle with my square, saw and pricker.
• Now if you'll excuse me have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.
• Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick out a Vice President. I'm thinking Rihanna.
• Now if you'll excuse me I have to go ask a slab of bacon how I can lower cholesterol.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go puke and then weep.
• Now if you'll excuse me, I believe my court appointed lawyer is here. If I'm lucky, he brought clothes.
• Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go down to our Wardrobe Department to check out the large burlap sacks.
• Now if you'll excuse me I have to go apologize to a pig.

The pledge drive person on KCRW is giving away a trip to Australia, and just tried to sell it by describing the landscape as "apocalyptic."

Update! They are also giving away a gift certificate for an optometrist. "You know, everybody is wearing eyeglasses these days," the presenter said.

I have been compared to a disinterested manatee named Benjamin in this Little Mermaid sequel:

At 1:19 he says "ooh" and at 1:34 he claps, and someone shrieked and said "he claps just like you!"

So. There you have it. Clap clap clap.