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Hello, you.

Have you succumbed to the cruel month of May? It certainly has thrashed the hell out of me. And as if mocking us, Frigid Bitch once again beckons from the balcony of Twin Peaks, at 9pm on Friday, June 1st. Bring your tales of woe and rage to share; and spend some time nodding and pretending to listen. Or, wait, are you nodding because you're drunk? Oh you're fun.

The theme this month is "Nothing Can Keep Us Down," which sounds like the theme of a vomitorium, and is also a scurrilous lie. What's been keeping you down this month? And of them, which are worthy of your surrender? Few, I hope; and even fewer once we've conspired next Friday.

Many questions nip at the high heels of this month's FB. Will Andy and Scott again bring a phalanx of strange men? Will Greg be overdressed? Will we constitute an uncomfortable fire hazard, never knowing when to stand or sit in a shameful game of musical chairs? The answers to these questions, everyone hopes, will all be yes.

Skeptically,

Sheila