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Nigh, I tell you! Nigh.
Friday, August 3rd, 9pm, Twin Peaks: the final FB checkin of the year. One last chance to drink stout rum-n-cokes and reminisce about the good times. Oh, what that? You're right, of course: there were no good times.
Anyway, I have very high hopes for you all, including the hope that all of the other hopes will be dashed and we can just talk about something else. I'm a very conflicted person.
Also: start preparing to present your project, if you can call it that, to the group (if you can call IT that). For just four weeks after the 3rd: the YEARLY checkin on Aug 31! The final moments of FB2, wherein we explain just what the hell we've been up to, and just what our intentions are for FB3. A show-and-tell of epic proportions, by which I mean we might forget altogether to do it.
See you Friday.
Shiela

Let me be clear: the showing-off of iPhones at this month's Frigid Bitch will result in IMMEDIATE CONFISCATION. Your idiotic contraption is not invited unless you have one for all of us, especially for me. And if you absolutely must bring yours with you, please see to it that it remains out of sight beneath the table, where guests belong.

And now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, allow me to be specific: this Friday (the 6th); 9pm; Twin Peaks. There is only one sick, sad month left for you to polish your projects before August Panic sets in. The final deadline, of course, is the last week of August.

I do not expect to be disappointed.

Sheila

(PS: Subscribe to the calendar here:
http://www.google.com/calendar/ical/41l9s6vpkpfjpc79uraeukg0ic%40group.calendar.google.com/public/basic.ics
... and the FB blog here: http://iknowwhatimdoing.com/frigidbitch/ )