Let me be clear: the showing-off of iPhones at this month's Frigid Bitch will result in IMMEDIATE CONFISCATION. Your idiotic contraption is not invited unless you have one for all of us, especially for me. And if you absolutely must bring yours with you, please see to it that it remains out of sight beneath the table, where guests belong.

And now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, allow me to be specific: this Friday (the 6th); 9pm; Twin Peaks. There is only one sick, sad month left for you to polish your projects before August Panic sets in. The final deadline, of course, is the last week of August.

I do not expect to be disappointed.

Sheila

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