Dear People I Don't Know On A Mailing List For Something Else,

As has become our yearly custom, we shall once again coagulate this Friday to plot against mankind's greatest threat: altruism. As you prepare your impossible schemes and skepticism for another year of toil, it is with great personal and self-serving pride that I announce the wicked launch of:

FRIGID BITCH THREE: VICTORY IS MINE!
AUG 31
9PM
CAFÉ ROYALE at 800 Post St, in the Tenderloin

Your Final Presentations will be presented; and your projects for the upcoming year will be committed-to. Be prepared to make bold promises to which you will be constantly and unfavorably compared for the next twelve months.

Tremble not at the exotic new locale or the increasingly abbreviated invitation list! Gone are the shrieking days of Twin Peaks, with its tedious accessibility and dangerous riff-raff. This year we are sly! Surreptitious! Exclusive to the point of hermitage! And of course, all this information is explained in vivid detail in the FAQ, which does not exist yet but I'm hoping you will write for me.

See you Friday.

Practically perfuckt in every way,

Shiela