So it's a Frigid Bitching you're after, is it? Well then you've come to the right place. Friday! February 1st! Nine PM! Cafe Royale in the Tenderloin, I'm feeling aggressive this month because I accomplished far more work on my project this January than I have in any month since I started this little scam.
How about you? Were you as productive as I? No, you could not possibly have been, even if you are Steven, who claims to have made some headway in the last few weeks. And even if you are Setch, who has a ton of free time now that he's no longer spending every waking moment lighting things on fire. Or even if you are John, who finally deigned to respond to one of my FB emails but then snubbed us all by declining to attend.
So anyway. The point of all this is, we're expecting you to show up; but we're not expecting you to show up empty-handed.
Rambunctiously,
Sheila