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Salutations, fags and fruit flies. As I have been warning you all along, FB4 commences this Saturday, the 30th, with all the fanfare and shrieking in tongues that befits the arrival of a false prophet. A number of changes have been instituted this year to ensure that FB's fourth year is the least miserable, so pay attention.

You have been placed on a new list: Frigid Bitch Core. Members of FBCore will be invited with maximum enthusiasm to all events, because your presence is an automatic guarantee of success. Unvetted newcomers and individuals on probation will be placed on the Frigid Bitch Cadets list. May God have mercy on their souls.

Also: We're doing Saturdays from now on. And at Twin Peaks. Because the only people at Cafe Royale on a Friday night are there to cry.

So, now that all that's out of the way: exactly what IS your problem? No need to answer right away; simply waltz into Twin Peaks this Saturday at 9pm and we'll be only too glad to tell you.

Looking forward to it.

Ravenously,

Sheila