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The rules have all changed! Up is down! Black is white! Hummus is palatable! Frigid Bitch Core is on Wednesday at 8pm at Twin Peaks!

Now, nobody panic. It's just this once. We're trying it out to see what happens. If you like FBCore on Wednesdays -- the day of the week that is hardest to spell -- then just show up and have a drink with us. And if you liked it better on Saturday, well, you can just suck it up. You're still invited, of course, as long as you promise to complain as belligerently as possible. Guests are permitted provided that you vouch for the content of their character.

I'm also moving it up an hour, because for heaven's sake it's a week night and we must go to sleep at a decent hour. We are not Caligula.

FB Core is, of course, the administrative wing of the FB empire; the hardest-working and hardest-achieving leadership. I depend upon you all to set an enviable example by accomplishing something terribly impressive by next week, even if it's just an excuse for why you have not accomplished more. You will be graded.

Grotesquely yours,

Sheila

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